My brain does not want to do the plans today, so I bring you this list of yesterday’s victories in place of prose:
The jelly beans did not win.
I made ketones.
I walked farther than I have since the surgery out of spite for my surgeon.
I made it home before my migraine halo gave way to the screwdriver through the eye stage.
I remembered that there was a drug I am not on.
I did not die.